Funny Hockey T-Shirt - No Flamingos - Beer League Hockey Shirt for Men - Gift for Fearless Defencemen and Shot Blockers

$19.00

Block Shots Like You Mean It

Real defensemen don’t bail out when the puck’s coming - they eat shots for breakfast. This No Flamingos hockey t-shirt is for the shot-blocking warriors who know that one good sacrifice in the D-zone is worth more than any highlight-reel goal. Whether you’re a fearless stay-at-home defenseman, a beer leaguer who still plays like it’s Game 7 or just sick of watching your teammates lift a leg and bail, this shirt sends a clear message: get in the lane, don't be afraid to take one for the team and don’t be that guy.

🏒 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric - because even if you take a puck to the shin, at least your shirt feels good
✔ Durable print that lasts longer than your bruises
✔ Ideal for fearless D-men, penalty killers and coaches who demand full commitment
✔ Available in multiple colours—so you can match your jersey, your team or your bruised leg

Because if you’re not willing to block a shot, are you even playing defense? Grab yours now and show ‘em how it’s done! 🚫🏒

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.