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Funny Hockey T-Shirt – Most Valuable Pylon – Beer League Hockey Shirt for Men – Gift for Slow Hockey Players & Bench Warmers
You may not be fast, but at least you’re consistent.
Every beer league has one, the guy who’s always in the way but never moving too fast. If you’re more of an obstacle than a playmaker, embrace your role with this "Most Valuable Pylon" t-shirt. Perfect for beer league beauties, slow-footed defensemen and anyone who's heard 'you had a good stick there' one too many times.
✔ Soft, comfortable fit- Great for the rink, the bar, and keeping the bench warm
✔ Perfect hockey gift - Ideal for beer leaguers, hockey dads, and self-aware pylons
✔ Classic, funny design - A guaranteed locker-room favorite
Own your pylon status, grab yours today!
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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