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Funny Hockey T-Shirt - No Flamingos - Beer League Hockey Shirt for Men - Gift for Fearless Defencemen and Shot Blockers
Block shots like you mean it
Real defensemen don’t bail out when the puck’s coming - they eat shots for breakfast. This No Flamingos hockey t-shirt is for the shot-blocking warriors who know that one good sacrifice in the D-zone is worth more than any highlight-reel goal. Whether you’re a fearless stay-at-home defenseman, a beer leaguer who still plays like it’s Game 7 or just sick of watching your teammates lift a leg and bail, this shirt sends a clear message: get in the lane, don't be afraid to take one for the team and don’t be that guy.
🏒 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric - because even if you take a puck to the shin, at least your shirt feels good
✔ Durable print that lasts longer than your bruises
✔ Ideal for fearless D-men, penalty killers and coaches who demand full commitment
✔ Available in multiple colours—so you can match your jersey, your team or your bruised leg
Because if you’re not willing to block a shot, are you even playing defense? Grab yours now and show ‘em how it’s done! 🚫🏒
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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