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Funny Hockey T-Shirt - No Heart Attacks T-shirt - Gift for hockey die-hards
Hockey keeps our hearts beating
Every true hockey player knows the best games are the ones that keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe give your coach a minor panic attack). This Any Game Without a Heart Attack is a Good Game t-shirt is perfect for those who live for last-minute goals, OT thrillers and high-intensity battles on the ice.
š Why You Need This Shirt:
ā Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort - whether you're at the rink or the bar
ā High-quality print that holds up, even after the wildest beer league celebrations
ā Perfect gift for hockey players, coaches and die-hard fans who love the adrenaline rush
ā Available in multiple colours and sizes so every hockey warrior can rep their game-day mindset
If you believe hockey is supposed to be stressful, this shirt was made for you. Grab yours today and show off your love for the most intense sport on ice! šØš„
| Ā | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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