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Funny Hockey T-Shirt - I'd Fight my Mom to Win the Cup - Beer League Hockey Shirt for Men - Gift for Hockey Players Who'd Do Anything to Win
Sorry, Mom, but winning comes first!
"I’d Fight My Mom to Win the Cup" because glory demands sacrifice, and sometimes that sacrifice is a donnybrook with the woman who raised you.
This shirt is for the players who dream big, hit hard and would absolutely drop the gloves with a parental figure if a championship was on the line. You’re not here for participation ribbons, you’re here to leave it all on the ice (and maybe explain a black eye at Sunday dinner).
Equal parts absurd and inspiring, it’s the ultimate rallying cry for the most unhinged kind of hockey loyalty.
🏒 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft, battle-ready fabric that won’t get in the way of your playoff push
✔ Print tougher than your mom’s meatloaf
✔ Perfect for grinders, goons and anyone who treats every game like Game 7
✔ Comes in colours bold enough to hide the shame of hypothetical family fisticuffs
Because the Cup doesn’t care who stands in your way, even if she did pack your lunch for 12 years. 🏆🥊💯
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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