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Funny Hockey T-Shirt – "Take Away Their Time and Space" – A Perfect Gift for the Shutdown Specialist
Hockey isn't rocket science!
Forget what you learned in high school physics; hockey players know that time and space should not exist, at least for your opponents. This Take Away Their Time and Space hockey t-shirt is perfect for players who live to suffocate the opposition, close gaps faster than a black hole and make forwards question their life choices.
🏒 Why You Need This Shirt:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric—so even if your game is relentless, at least your t-shirt isn’t
✔ Printed tough enough to withstand a lifetime of backchecks, blocked shots and post-game beers
✔ Perfect for D-men, pesty forwards and that guy who yells "Stick on puck!" every five seconds
✔ Available in multiple colorus, so you can match your style while ruining someone else’s shift
Because hockey isn’t about letting your opponent have nice things. Shut ‘em down in style—get yours today! 🚫🏒
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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