Funny Hockey T-Shirt – Most Valuable Pylon – Beer League Hockey Shirt for Men – Gift for Slow Hockey Players & Bench Warmers
You may not be fast, but at least you’re consistent.
Every beer league has one—the guy who’s always in the way but never moving too fast. If you’re more of an obstacle than a playmaker, embrace your role with this "Most Valuable Pylon" t-shirt. Perfect for beer league beauties, slow-footed defensemen and anyone who's heard 'you had a good stick there' one too many times.
✔ Soft, comfortable fit – Great for the rink, the bar, and keeping the bench warm
✔ Perfect hockey gift – Ideal for beer leaguers, hockey dads, and self-aware pylons
✔ Classic, funny design – A guaranteed locker-room favorite
Own your pylon status—grab yours today!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beer League Tees
- Email: contact@support.beerleaguetees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Hockey T-Shirt – Most Valuable Pylon – Beer League Hockey Shirt for Men – Gift for Slow Hockey Players & Bench Warmers Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
